Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Get in Shape Victoria's Secret Fashion Show!

I could break those legs with a paintball gun..look at the chick the 2nd from the right.

Her ass could fit in my cereal bowl

** I know what you are all going to say. The purpose of these women is to sell lingerie and look amazing, which they all do very well. But in this world of bullies, sexting and suicide I think we need to work on what we are selling our kids. I don't want a 12 year old girl buying sweatpants with "Pink" on the ass hoping she will look like these women.

The show last night was beautiful and the women jaw-dropping. They are all amazingly stunning and I understand it is their sole job/purpose to look the best they possibly can. I just wish they all had about 10 more pounds on them. Adriana Lima, who actually looks to be one of the healthier girls on the runway, let the juice out of the bag when she described how she prepares for the show....
"In an interview with the Daily Telegraph that has sent shock waves around the world, Lima was frank about her extreme diet and fitness regimen in the days leading up to the annual televised Victoria's Secret fashion show, set to air on November 9.
In addition to twice-daily workouts, for nine days leading up to the show, Lima eats no solids. She subsists entirely on protein shakes made in part from powdered eggs, and drinks a gallon of water a day. Two days before the show, she stops drinking the gallon of water and just drinks normally.
Then, 12 hours before the show, she has nothing. No food. No water.
"No liquids at all so you dry out, sometimes you can lose up to eight pounds just from that," she told The Telegraph. "

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 Please girls out not follow this!

I do love to watch the show and try to imagine what their glittered 0% body fat-cellulite free-tanned bodies smell like. Vanilla or Latex? But I miss me some Heidi Klum.

My main point is that I wish this show would do a segment where they put on some Jock Jams and show us some Athletes..they can even be hot athletes! But show us some bodies that are truly 100% healthy and that are toned from busting their booties in the gym and not the juice bar.

A few examples:

Hope Solo- US Women's Soccer

Gretchen Bleiler - US Snowboarding

Jessica Biel

More Jessica Biel..she could ROCK that runway

Misty May and Kerri Walsh- US Women's Volleyball

Allison Stokke- Vault - UCal

Jenni Finch - US Women's Softball

Katarina Witt-So hot. I had a hard time finding a non-topless photo of her

Ana Ivanovic - Tennis Player for Serbia

Any amazing women out there you would like to see on the runway? Michelle Obama?

xoxo-I'm off to Taco Bell

Monday, November 28, 2011

Daniel Radcliffe Rocked the Thanksgiving Day Parade

I absolutely love watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. The Rockettes are always stunning, the floats are timeless and all the stars...oh wait....

This year as I was watching the opening credits I thought..who in the world are these people!? Disney stars? It seriously made me feel ancient. But there was one star who totally rocked it out; Harry Potter AKA Daniel Radcliffe danced his precious heart out in a piece from his play "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying".

Here is the video. For such a big movie star I think it is awesome he showed up and brought his "A" game.

Do you watch the parade??

PS-Ann Curry drives me bonkers.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

$5 Shiny Beautiful Magazines!!!

I have an addiction to magazines but I have absolutely no time to read them. I let my House Beautiful expire...SHAMEFUL!

So..look what Amazon has today!!! 3 Amazing Magazines for $5.00 each!!!! Sign me up!

These are great Christmas gift ideas! But just make sure you cancel the auto-renewal or your Christmas gift gets charged at the regular price the following year! (I learned this the hard way!)

xoxo (And you are more than welcome to order these for me!)

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Cooler Contest Winners!

Sorry for posting this so late! Things have been crazy over here!

Here are the winners! Katy, Fran and Natalie please send me your address!