Kristin Cavallari getting smoothies. Not News.

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Because this is exactly what I wore out of the house with an almost 8 weeker. And that is NOT a diaper bag. 

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Please explain. Hooker heels? Pleather? Tight shirt? How in the hell does she breastfeed in that top? I'm not a hater but can she please just be a tad more Jennifer Garner than Hoochie Mom?