Vanity Fair....YOU'RE FIRED.

If you are reading this blog I can assume you love magazines. When the lovely Domino folded I demanded they send me something in its place and Vanity Fair arrived. I thought I would adore the lovely pictures but the articles are always spot on and incredibly intriguing.

But of all the topics to cover this fall, with all the headlines around the globe, all the new buzz in the design industry...you go with her???

This is ludicrous.

People I would rather see on the cover of Vanity Fair:
Emma Watson
Rachel Bilson
My Mother
Kate Beckinsale

My Cousin Andy
MFAMB

Other Items that are still better than HOHAN:
A slice of Kraft Singles Cheese
Drop Dead Fred
The Fraggles-preferably Trash Heap
The Mom from "Married with Children"
A used band-aid
Deez Nuts
The Nothing
oh
and a pile of shit.

But really? HER? Nobody gives a fucking shit that she is trying to make a comeback. I PROMISE. And yes, I had to drop the F bomb. It just didn't have the angry/pissed off vibe if I had pussy footed it.

Image credit: All over the GD internet

My Name is Earl

And he's threatening to ruin Opening Day of Dove Season.

Earl....You better turn North and follow your buddy Danielle! And you Fiona, go get freaky with Shrek.

See the N in "NC"? That is where we go Dove Hunting every year on Labor Day Weekend (Well maybe 1/4 inch to the left) Not sure how good I'll shoot if the birds are zinging through the air at 45 MPH.

Images via NOAA

Emmys Mini Recap-Yes, Maybe, and FU&K No!

I'll go through all the drunk dressers later....but I'm off to work and I couldn't leave without saying....

Yes, it looks like Egyptian Hieroglyphics..but it fits her like a glove and she is brilliant so she gets an A.

You already know I love her..and this color is beautiful..but does this dress say Prom Night Walk of Shame 2045? I still think she looks great...maybe this would have been better for the MET Costume Institute party.

Sh*t No! Jewel, I wouldn't expect a 12 year old to wear this? Cut the bow off and die it Navy for the Love of God!!!!!

Crap - I love these Sconces

Restoration Hardware is all the rage...if you want your house looking like a movie set!!! Let's see....

Obese shiny Trunk, ridiculously large lamp, huge plane, massive clock..check, check, check, check.

Come on guys...yes, the rest of the Catalog is sensational but what is this.....The Aviator Home Edition? If it comes with a Leo DiCaprio I would inform you that you are 10 years too late.

Unfortunately for me I did LOVE these. I have been searching for sconces for my Dining Room and these are exactly what we need. Sh*t.

Loire Architectural Railing Sconce $289/each.

Yes, a little hefty but I LOVE them. When do you think Pottery Barn/Home Decorators Collection/CB2 will come out with a knock off? Hmm, maybe I like the Lorraine better?

Sweet dreams

xoxoxo

Images Restoration Hardware