Dear Vanity Fair,
I'm 30 years old and I pay good $$ for a subscription to your magazine. I don't give a crap about some 16 year old singer that wears terrible shoes and has money coming out his tighty whities. Cover FAIL. This ranks right up there with your Lohan eff up. I would rather see a McDonald's Large Fry gracing the front of your glossy magazine. You put some crap like Snooki on here and I'm canceling my subscription.